Smoking pipes have been with us for an estimated 4,000 years, tobacco pipes a few hundred. In that time, ancient healers used them in shamanistic rituals to create what they believed to be a healing cloud. They were the constant companion of sailors during the age of exploration, and they've had a robust and enduring presence in folklore.
The modern era - where our entertainment moved from the spoken word and the printed page to the silver screen - has seen any number of big-screen characters with an affinity for pipes and pipe tobacco. In this post, the team at Denver's best wholesale tobacco pipes shop examines eight of our favorite pipe smoking movie characters. Enjoy!
Gandalf: The Lord of the Rings
Besides being one of the most popular movie trilogies ever, The Lord of the Rings is also one of the bestselling works of fiction ever written, having sold over 150 million copies worldwide. A large part of the success of the books and the movies can be attributed to the character Gandalf. In the LOTR mythology, Gandalf is an ancient being who takes the form of a wizard whose mission is to assist the various humans inhabiting Middle Earth in their various struggles. Gandalf is never far from his beloved churchwarden pipe and enjoys filling it with his favorite pipeweed. You can often determine Gandalf's state of mind by how he is pulling on his churchwarden.
Angel Eyes: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Lee Van Cleef had a long and varied career in Hollywood, although most films he is best known for were Westerns. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly is a classic "spaghetti western" starring Van Cleef and Clint Eastwood. In the film, Van Cleef plays a character named "Angel Eyes," also referred to as "The Bad" in the title.
At various points in the film, Angel Eyes can be seen puffing on his distinctive Petersen Dutch Billiard briar pipe. People involved in making the film confirmed that Van Cleef used real pipes (not prop pipes), and they further believed the pipes were from his collection.
Hans Landa: Inglorious Basterds
Quentin Tarantino always manages to develop compelling characters for his films, and 2009's Inglorious Basterds is no exception. The main antagonist of the film is a Nazi SS officer named Hans Landa, whose job is to hunt down Jews wherever they may be hiding in occupied France. Played to cold-blooded perfection by Christoph Waltz, Landa has a particular affinity for his Calabash meerschaum pipe, which Tarantino chose specifically for its association with Sherlock Holmes (who we'll get to shortly). When Landa fires up his Calabash in the film's opening scene, you know the low-income family he's interrogating is in hot water.
Granny Clampett: The Beverly Hillbillies
Okay, so technically, The Beverly Hillbillies was not a movie. But Irene Ryan's over-the-top portrayal of the corn cob pipe-smoking Granny Clampett deserves a place on this list. Ryan had a long and noteworthy career in radio, B-movies, and TV before finally landing the role that made her famous. And though she doesn't do it often, when you see her chewing on her corn cob, you feel she's living the role.
Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes - A Game of Shadows
Considering the runaway success of The Lord of the Rings, you might think there is no other movie character that could match Gandalf in terms of most popular pipe smoker. But you'd be wrong. Because there are hundreds of films featuring Sherlock Holmes (and his iconic Calabash meerschaum) as either the lead or a supporting character. The number of actors who have portrayed the Calabash-pipe-smoking detective is equally impressive. It includes Christopher Lee, Ian Richardson, Peter Cushing, Jeremy Brett, Robert Downey Jr, Benedict Cumberbatch, Basil Rathbone and more. But for the sake of our contemporary audience, we'll hang our hat on Sherlock Holmes - A Game of Shadows starring RDJ.
Thomas Wake: The Lighthouse
If you've never seen Robert Eggers' 2019 film "The Lighthouse," you're missing something. Exactly what we're not sure. But we're sure it's something. The Lighthouse is a kind of surreal fever dream about a 19th century "wicky," or lighthouse keeper, in training whose boss is a domineering control freak who forces the trainee to perform countless demeaning tasks while continually berating him.
The boss, Thomas Wake, always keeps his humble and seemingly handmade clay pipe ready. There's often nothing in the bowl, and Wake carries it upside down between clenched teeth, almost as a stress reliever. In many ways, the pipe is a metaphor for the film itself: simple, gray, bleak and unadorned.
Davy Jones
If you want to get a little freaky, Davy Jones and his pipe are fully unforgettable. Becoming one of the main characters in Dead Man's Chest, the second movie in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, his pipe was extremely detailed and extravagant, almost like a meerschaum pipe. Apparently, the pipe was carved from whalebone, while the shark and mouthpiece were made from silver mined from the ocean. Ten crab legs surround the bowl, appearing to eerily hold it up. As if it couldn't get any stranger, the pipe is filled with a mixture that can be smoked underwater. This is fitting for a ship that is nearly always submerged!
Popeye
Popeye single-handedly created an archetype with his Corn Cob pipe.
Cartoons are rarely translated to live action in a manner that maintains the original show's magic. However, Popeye found a middle ground between sincere and wacky. It was delivered with such grace, a talent that almost no one possesses more than Robin Williams.
The pipe is so integral to the rugged pirate that even the 1980s cartoon adaptation, The All-New Popeye Hour, kept the pipe. But of course, Popeye told his nephews that it's only used to whistle!
Popeye isn't Popeye without his pipe. The most recent iterations have switched out the pipe for a whistle... a true shame. All regrets aside, this specific pipe is integral to many pipe-smoking characters. Nothing is more down-to-earth and simplistic than a trusty Corn Cob pipe. And that's what's so important about Popeye's character. He's not sophisticated- he's realistic.
Williams completely knocks it out of the park in the 1980 musical, although it wasn't easy. Some of his lines were even voiceovers inserted later; the difficulty of balancing Popeye's raspy mumble while holding a pipe in the mouth resulted in some pretty hard-to-understand lines. But the pipe was worth it!
Final Thoughts
Tobacco pipes have been part of the culture for centuries, and in the past 100 years or so, they have gained a prominent place in the world of film. As the go-to accessory for various characters - from lighthouse keepers to mythical wizards - pipes have helped give shape and substance to generations of beloved stories. They continue to function in that role today in such popular TV series as "The Crown."
Paykoc Pipes has an impressive array of tobacco pipes and tobacco pipe accessories that will satisfy the needs of the most dedicated pipe lover. Stop down to our shop on Logan Court in Denver and see for yourself.